1 00:00:02,330 --> 00:00:04,730 [Music] 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:05,830 [Knock on door] 3 00:00:05,902 --> 00:00:07,872 Open. 4 00:00:07,947 --> 00:00:08,477 Hey. 5 00:00:08,548 --> 00:00:10,148 Yo. Yo. 6 00:00:13,498 --> 00:00:14,998 Thanks for letting me watch TV over here. 7 00:00:15,072 --> 00:00:16,832 I thought your mom just bought a huge new TV last month. 8 00:00:16,906 --> 00:00:19,276 She did, but you know that senator she's been dating? 9 00:00:19,351 --> 00:00:20,111 Uh-huh. 10 00:00:20,183 --> 00:00:22,383 He stole it. 11 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:24,057 A senator stole your TV? 12 00:00:24,131 --> 00:00:27,801 Yeah, turns out he wasn't a real senator. 13 00:00:27,869 --> 00:00:31,209 I told your mom there was no such state as New Kentucky. 14 00:00:31,286 --> 00:00:33,356 Hey, what's your password to buy a pay-per-view show? 15 00:00:33,421 --> 00:00:34,661 Why? What are we watching? 16 00:00:34,723 --> 00:00:35,763 The Shelby Marx fight. 17 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:36,866 Who is Shelby Marx? 18 00:00:36,938 --> 00:00:39,668 Uh, try the best female fighter in the entire CFC 19 00:00:39,744 --> 00:00:41,013 and she's only 15. 20 00:00:41,017 --> 00:00:42,817 We're gonna pay to watch two girls fight? 21 00:00:42,891 --> 00:00:44,521 Yeah, what's your pay-per-view password? 22 00:00:44,594 --> 00:00:46,424 Well, wait, I have to check with Spencer and make sure 23 00:00:46,498 --> 00:00:48,368 that it's okay before-- 1234? 24 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:50,473 Yes. 25 00:00:50,547 --> 00:00:52,747 [Knock on door] 26 00:00:52,822 --> 00:00:56,822 Hey, you guys wanna work on-- no, stop talking. 27 00:00:56,901 --> 00:00:57,461 Why? 28 00:00:57,532 --> 00:00:58,862 'Cause you never say anything interesting. 29 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,775 Now, shhh! 30 00:01:00,839 --> 00:01:01,609 What's her deal? 31 00:01:01,681 --> 00:01:03,611 She's all excited about this Shelby Marx fight. 32 00:01:03,685 --> 00:01:05,155 Shelby Marx is fighting tonight? 33 00:01:05,228 --> 00:01:07,058 Has everyone heard about this girl, but me? 34 00:01:07,132 --> 00:01:07,562 Yes. 35 00:01:07,633 --> 00:01:08,463 Yeah. 36 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:11,405 She is crazy hot. 37 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:14,781 She can kick me in the face any day. 38 00:01:14,849 --> 00:01:17,559 Shelby Marx's foot is too good for your face. 39 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:20,265 Hola muchachas y muchacho. 40 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:20,640 Hey. 41 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:21,141 Hey, what's up? 42 00:01:29,269 --> 00:01:30,329 She's a fighting machine. 43 00:01:30,402 --> 00:01:32,032 Her shorts are so cute. 44 00:01:32,105 --> 00:01:34,675 The fight everybody is talking about. 45 00:01:34,751 --> 00:01:37,421 Okay, how do I make that girl my future wife? 46 00:01:37,487 --> 00:01:39,227 I thought you wanted me to be your future wife. 47 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,030 Could that happen? 48 00:01:40,102 --> 00:01:44,402 Could not happen. 49 00:01:44,481 --> 00:01:45,341 Ah. 50 00:01:45,413 --> 00:01:48,513 Dude, you got sneeze goo on the back of my neck. 51 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:49,890 Sorry. 52 00:01:49,963 --> 00:01:50,663 You got a cold? 53 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:51,665 No, allergies. 54 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:52,767 Bad allergies. 55 00:01:52,839 --> 00:01:55,369 Yeah, but not after-- not after this year. 56 00:01:55,445 --> 00:01:57,845 You know that doctor who lives here in our building? 57 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,820 In apartment 7b? 58 00:01:58,892 --> 00:01:59,652 No. 59 00:01:59,724 --> 00:02:03,064 The guy in 7b just likes to dress up like a doctor. 60 00:02:03,141 --> 00:02:05,201 Don't ever talk to him. 61 00:02:05,276 --> 00:02:09,816 I meant Dr. Dresdin in 10g-- and he's-- [Knock on door] 62 00:02:09,895 --> 00:02:11,555 Here right now. 63 00:02:11,629 --> 00:02:15,299 Coming. 64 00:02:15,377 --> 00:02:16,077 Hey, Spencer. 65 00:02:16,149 --> 00:02:17,749 Hey, doc, did you bring medicine? 66 00:02:17,812 --> 00:02:18,382 Here you go. 67 00:02:18,454 --> 00:02:19,284 Awesome. 68 00:02:19,355 --> 00:02:22,825 Now, remember you have to take these for the full 30 days 69 00:02:22,903 --> 00:02:25,333 and then you should never have allergies again. 70 00:02:25,408 --> 00:02:26,578 That's amazing. 71 00:02:26,641 --> 00:02:29,011 How come everyone with allergies doesn't take that stuff? 72 00:02:29,086 --> 00:02:32,186 'Cause this medicine was just recently approved. 73 00:02:32,263 --> 00:02:33,833 Well, not here in the U.S. 74 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:38,366 But it was approved in Cuba and some parts of Canada. 75 00:02:38,446 --> 00:02:43,256 Well, are you sure it's okay for-- are you sure? 76 00:02:43,326 --> 00:02:45,726 I think you should take it. 77 00:02:45,802 --> 00:02:47,942 But I have to warn you about the side effects. 78 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:48,746 What side effects? 79 00:02:48,808 --> 00:02:51,448 Itching, sweating, loss of short-term memory, 80 00:02:51,524 --> 00:02:53,894 being thirsty, drowsy, muscle spasms. 81 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:56,199 That's a lot of side effects. 82 00:02:56,274 --> 00:02:57,374 You wanna get rid of your allergies? 83 00:02:57,436 --> 00:02:58,876 Yes. 84 00:02:58,949 --> 00:03:00,779 Take those pills. 85 00:03:00,854 --> 00:03:03,984 Okay, you are the doctor. 86 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,230 You are a doctor, right? 87 00:03:06,305 --> 00:03:12,175 Yes. Good luck. 88 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:18,758 Okay, everybody shut up, the fight's about to start. 89 00:03:18,842 --> 00:03:20,272 Wait. Channel 326. 90 00:03:20,345 --> 00:03:21,615 That's pay-per-view. 91 00:03:21,678 --> 00:03:22,618 It's only 80 bucks. 92 00:03:22,690 --> 00:03:24,690 80! 93 00:03:24,754 --> 00:03:26,494 Unless you order it in hi-def, which I did, 94 00:03:26,568 --> 00:03:27,928 so it's actually 100 bucks. 95 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:29,531 A hundred bucks. 96 00:03:29,605 --> 00:03:30,745 Shhh! Here we go. 97 00:03:30,807 --> 00:03:33,277 Rising star Shelby Marx at only 15 years old 98 00:03:33,352 --> 00:03:36,152 is by far the youngest fighter in the CFC female division. 99 00:03:36,229 --> 00:03:37,959 But no one's been able to beat her yet. 100 00:03:38,032 --> 00:03:40,132 True, but that could change tonight as she takes 101 00:03:40,207 --> 00:03:42,177 on 26-year-old champion Maya Feckner. 102 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:45,711 That's enough. 103 00:03:45,789 --> 00:03:47,389 Fight. 104 00:03:47,462 --> 00:03:49,132 Come on, Shelby. 105 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:50,306 You gotta take her down. 106 00:03:50,369 --> 00:03:52,309 Come on, Shelby. 107 00:03:52,383 --> 00:03:54,713 Aah! 108 00:03:54,788 --> 00:03:59,558 Go Shelby! 109 00:03:59,638 --> 00:04:02,138 Aah! 110 00:04:02,204 --> 00:04:02,574 Whoa! 111 00:04:02,645 --> 00:04:03,175 That had to hurt. 112 00:04:03,246 --> 00:04:09,316 Oh, what a hit. 113 00:04:09,399 --> 00:04:10,599 Yeah! 114 00:04:10,672 --> 00:04:12,672 Go Shelby! 115 00:04:17,556 --> 00:04:18,326 She's an animal! 116 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,328 I love her! 117 00:04:20,402 --> 00:04:23,772 A hundred bucks. 118 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,080 Feckner in trouble. 119 00:04:25,142 --> 00:04:27,382 Feckner in trouble! 120 00:04:27,457 --> 00:04:29,787 She's got her in an arm lock. 121 00:04:29,862 --> 00:04:30,432 Augh! 122 00:04:30,494 --> 00:04:30,934 [Whistling] 123 00:04:30,995 --> 00:04:31,535 And feckner taps out. 124 00:04:31,596 --> 00:04:32,836 And the ref stops it. 125 00:04:32,909 --> 00:04:33,539 It's over? 126 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:36,410 It's over! 127 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:36,886 Aah! 128 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:38,747 Shelby Marx has just shocked the world by becoming 129 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:43,121 the youngest female champion in the history of CFC fighting. 130 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:44,241 Ah ha ha. 131 00:04:44,303 --> 00:04:44,743 [Knock on door] 132 00:04:44,804 --> 00:04:45,204 Ooh! 133 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:46,275 Shelby. 134 00:04:46,347 --> 00:04:46,917 She's my girl. 135 00:04:46,979 --> 00:04:47,519 Oh, she's so awesome. 136 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:48,650 Yeah. 137 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,722 Hey, did you take any of those allergy pills yet? 138 00:04:50,797 --> 00:04:51,797 No, not yet. 139 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:52,559 Oh. 140 00:04:52,631 --> 00:04:55,971 These are the allergy pills. 141 00:04:56,048 --> 00:05:00,917 My dog has worms. 142 00:05:00,928 --> 00:05:06,798 In five, four, three, two-- [Music] 143 00:05:06,881 --> 00:05:09,111 I know, you see 144 00:05:09,186 --> 00:05:10,146 somehow the world 145 00:05:10,218 --> 00:05:11,458 will change for me 146 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:16,191 and be so wonderful 147 00:05:16,271 --> 00:05:18,441 live life, breathe air 148 00:05:18,516 --> 00:05:19,046 I know somehow 149 00:05:19,117 --> 00:05:20,447 we're gonna get there 150 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:25,460 and feel so wonderful 151 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:28,870 it's all for real 152 00:05:28,948 --> 00:05:29,748 I'm telling you 153 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,480 just how I feel 154 00:05:31,553 --> 00:05:33,383 so wake up the members 155 00:05:33,457 --> 00:05:35,197 of my nation 156 00:05:35,261 --> 00:05:36,901 it's your time to be 157 00:05:36,975 --> 00:05:37,775 there's no chance 158 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,877 unless you take one 159 00:05:39,951 --> 00:05:41,151 and the time to see 160 00:05:41,214 --> 00:05:42,584 the brighter side 161 00:05:42,657 --> 00:05:45,857 of every situation 162 00:05:45,934 --> 00:05:47,434 some things are meant to be 163 00:05:47,507 --> 00:05:48,707 so give it your best 164 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:51,210 and leave the rest to me 165 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:52,745 leave it all to me 166 00:05:52,818 --> 00:05:55,558 leave it all to me 167 00:05:55,624 --> 00:06:03,264 just leave it all to me 168 00:06:03,291 --> 00:06:04,891 [music] 169 00:06:10,145 --> 00:06:15,975 Okay and that completes our five-part series on toes with fros. 170 00:06:16,058 --> 00:06:17,698 Okay, as you know, Sam and I always like 171 00:06:17,761 --> 00:06:19,561 to keep you guys up to date on what's cool. 172 00:06:19,575 --> 00:06:21,535 So now we're gonna show you the baddest, 173 00:06:21,609 --> 00:06:23,539 most butt-kickinest girl in the world. 174 00:06:23,614 --> 00:06:24,954 Her name is Shelby Marx. 175 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:28,827 And in case you haven't seen her yet, Freddie, roll the clip. 176 00:06:28,895 --> 00:06:30,895 Play back. 177 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,764 Okay, Shelby is one seriously tough chick. 178 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,470 Oh, I don't know Carls, I think you could take her. 179 00:06:43,546 --> 00:06:44,846 Yeah, right. 180 00:06:44,919 --> 00:06:46,219 You hear that Shelby Marx? 181 00:06:46,292 --> 00:06:49,392 I could kick your butt, anytime, anywhere. 182 00:06:49,459 --> 00:06:51,669 Let's go, Shelby. 183 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:52,303 She's just kidding. 184 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:54,475 Ta-hotally kidding. 185 00:06:54,549 --> 00:06:56,079 Carly couldn't beat up my cat. 186 00:06:56,153 --> 00:06:58,283 And her cat only has three legs. 187 00:06:58,357 --> 00:06:59,757 Carly, not a tough girl. 188 00:06:59,831 --> 00:07:08,771 But I do wear cute skirts. 189 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:13,260 Oh, hey girls, ohh, aah! 190 00:07:13,339 --> 00:07:13,869 You guys doin' homework? 191 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:14,510 Oof. 192 00:07:14,572 --> 00:07:15,472 What is wrong with you? 193 00:07:15,544 --> 00:07:17,944 Ah, it's just a side effect from the allergy pills I'm takin'. 194 00:07:18,019 --> 00:07:19,049 I've been itchy all day. 195 00:07:19,121 --> 00:07:22,721 Ohh. Aah! 196 00:07:22,799 --> 00:07:25,539 Um, maybe you should stop taking those allergy pills. 197 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:26,175 No way. 198 00:07:26,247 --> 00:07:28,277 I haven't sneezed once since last night. 199 00:07:28,351 --> 00:07:30,681 Getting rid of my allergies forever, it's totally worth 200 00:07:30,756 --> 00:07:32,196 a little scratching. 201 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:35,069 Oh, my poor itchy thigh. 202 00:07:35,135 --> 00:07:36,875 Don't we use that spoon to cook with? 203 00:07:36,949 --> 00:07:38,749 Uh-huh. 204 00:07:38,813 --> 00:07:40,883 Hey don't we have a tube of anti-itch cream somewhere. 205 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:42,988 Yeah, check the medicine cabinet in the hall bathroom. 206 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,562 Okay. 207 00:07:45,638 --> 00:07:46,338 Hi, sorry to barge in. 208 00:07:46,409 --> 00:07:46,909 Move. 209 00:07:46,981 --> 00:07:47,641 Freddie. 210 00:07:47,712 --> 00:07:48,442 Have you been online? 211 00:07:48,514 --> 00:07:49,644 No, not for a few hours. 212 00:07:49,716 --> 00:07:51,286 Why, what's-- oh, this is bad. 213 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:55,560 Oh, man did someone post more pics of my mom in her bikini? 214 00:07:55,639 --> 00:07:56,769 This is worse. 215 00:07:56,841 --> 00:07:58,871 What could be worse than-- look. 216 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,176 I could kick your butt. 217 00:08:00,249 --> 00:08:00,949 You hear that, Shelby Marx? 218 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:03,290 I could kick you butt. 219 00:08:03,365 --> 00:08:05,065 Anytime, anywhere. 220 00:08:05,129 --> 00:08:07,099 Let's go, Shelby. 221 00:08:07,173 --> 00:08:08,473 That's so stupid. 222 00:08:08,546 --> 00:08:09,506 It's dangerous. 223 00:08:09,579 --> 00:08:10,749 What are you freakin' on about? 224 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:12,051 Fans re-edit iCarly stuff all the time. 225 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,354 But people are taking this seriously. 226 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:15,427 Listen to some of the comments. 227 00:08:15,501 --> 00:08:17,601 That Carly chick is out of her mind. 228 00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:18,836 Bring on the fight. 229 00:08:18,908 --> 00:08:20,778 Shelby would destroy that twig. 230 00:08:20,852 --> 00:08:21,552 Twig? 231 00:08:21,614 --> 00:08:23,484 I'm not a twig, and I'm getting' 232 00:08:23,558 --> 00:08:25,428 curvier every day. 233 00:08:25,492 --> 00:08:26,032 I know. 234 00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:28,964 Eyes up, dude. 235 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,040 You're making a big old deal out of nothing. 236 00:08:31,114 --> 00:08:33,584 But this video's been viewed almost half a million times. 237 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:34,090 So? 238 00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:35,621 So what if Shelby Marx sees it? 239 00:08:35,694 --> 00:08:37,394 Dude, she's a world class professional fighter. 240 00:08:37,468 --> 00:08:38,638 She trains like 10 hours a day. 241 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,300 Yeah, I seriously doubt she spends her time 242 00:08:40,374 --> 00:08:41,674 watching videos online. 243 00:08:41,747 --> 00:08:47,617 But maybe she-- ugh! 244 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:49,929 What goes on? 245 00:08:50,004 --> 00:08:51,104 [Doorbell rings] 246 00:08:51,177 --> 00:08:52,807 I'll get it. 247 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,480 Coming. 248 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:58,200 Carly, hi. 249 00:08:58,262 --> 00:09:05,242 I'm Shelby Marx. 250 00:09:05,317 --> 00:09:06,787 I saw your video about me. 251 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,530 Oh, you did? 252 00:09:08,594 --> 00:09:09,434 Wow. 253 00:09:09,496 --> 00:09:20,306 That's so cool, because-- aah! Aah! 254 00:09:20,399 --> 00:09:22,409 Would you scratch my back with this golf club? 255 00:09:26,492 --> 00:09:28,092 [Music] 256 00:09:37,485 --> 00:09:39,385 Ah, maybe this wasn't such a great idea. 257 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:43,059 No, no, this is the best idea ever. 258 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:49,047 Spencer, will you hurry up and find Carly already! 259 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,460 I looked under her bed, in every closet, on the fire escape. 260 00:09:52,537 --> 00:09:53,167 Oh, there's a big itch. 261 00:09:53,238 --> 00:09:56,268 Uh-oh! 262 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,075 Just go find Carly. 263 00:09:57,147 --> 00:09:59,387 Okay! 264 00:09:59,452 --> 00:10:00,392 Hey, Shelby. 265 00:10:00,464 --> 00:10:02,194 I made you some raisin bread toast. 266 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,798 What? 267 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:07,341 Ooh, this is pathetic. 268 00:10:07,419 --> 00:10:10,119 Ah, thanks but raisins kinda creep me out. 269 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:18,234 Oh, well, I can get rid of the raisins. 270 00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:21,282 There you go, raisin free. 271 00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:25,058 You also creep me out. 272 00:10:25,136 --> 00:10:26,866 Aah!! 273 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:29,240 Ooh, I think Spencer found Carly. 274 00:10:29,315 --> 00:10:29,985 Let me go. 275 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:31,317 Listen to what she has to say. 276 00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:32,289 She's gonna kick me in the face. 277 00:10:32,361 --> 00:10:32,761 No she won't. 278 00:10:32,822 --> 00:10:34,392 You're getting itch cream all over my outfit. 279 00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:35,636 It'll wash out. Just relax. 280 00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:36,169 Spencer! 281 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:36,940 Calm down! 282 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,171 Let me go. Aah! 283 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,018 Carly. 284 00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:43,220 I didn't make that video and I was just kiddin' around 285 00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:44,925 when I said that stuff about being able to kick your butt. 286 00:10:44,998 --> 00:10:46,298 But someone took the video and edited it 287 00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:47,941 to make it look I really said I could kick your butt. 288 00:10:48,005 --> 00:10:49,845 But I don't even wanna kick your butt. 289 00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:51,149 Your butt's never done anything to me and I'm sure 290 00:10:51,221 --> 00:10:53,521 it's super cute. 291 00:10:53,597 --> 00:10:54,597 Relax. 292 00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:57,129 Shelby is not mad at you. 293 00:10:57,204 --> 00:10:58,374 She's not? 294 00:10:58,437 --> 00:11:01,247 No, I'm not mad at you. 295 00:11:01,313 --> 00:11:04,113 Okay, good, whew. 296 00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:06,729 But I do wanna fight you. 297 00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:07,395 Hey. 298 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,066 [Screaming] 299 00:11:09,139 --> 00:11:10,439 Come on. Come back. 300 00:11:10,512 --> 00:11:11,482 What are you doing? 301 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,315 You're stupid. 302 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:20,391 I like raisin bread toast. 303 00:11:20,474 --> 00:11:22,314 But why would you wanna fight me? 304 00:11:22,378 --> 00:11:24,648 Actually, it was my manager rod's idea. 305 00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:27,193 Oh, well thanks a lot, rod. 306 00:11:27,268 --> 00:11:28,828 Look, we're not talkin' about a championship fight 307 00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,001 or anything like that. 308 00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:33,274 Just a one-round exhibition, like a show. 309 00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:37,281 A show where Shelby punches and kicks me lots of times. 310 00:11:37,359 --> 00:11:39,199 No, see I wouldn't really be trying to hurt you. 311 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,633 Think of it as like a fun fight. 312 00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:46,349 Just a fun fight. 313 00:11:46,419 --> 00:11:49,029 Why is your brother-- oh, he's taking an experimental 314 00:11:49,094 --> 00:11:50,464 allergy medication. 315 00:11:50,537 --> 00:11:51,707 Which has side effects. 316 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:52,540 ...Like itching. 317 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,172 I totally stopped itching. 318 00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:56,245 Then why don't you put on some pants? 319 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,790 Good call, back in two secs. 320 00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:00,525 That's Juan, my trainer. 321 00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:01,099 Hi. 322 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,600 I like this raisin toast. 323 00:12:03,675 --> 00:12:04,815 You put cinnamon on this? 324 00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:05,548 Yeah. 325 00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:09,419 Nice. 326 00:12:09,498 --> 00:12:11,428 So back to this fight thing. 327 00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:12,972 Right. 328 00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:16,505 Look, Shelby is the best young female fighter in the world, 329 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,253 but we want more people to know about her and you're famous 330 00:12:19,328 --> 00:12:20,988 on the Internet. 331 00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:24,432 Well, think about it, two famous teenage girls, 332 00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:28,879 both beautiful, both successful, fighting it out in the octagon. 333 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,229 Now millions of people will tune in to watch that 334 00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:34,634 which will be great promotion for Shelby and for iCarly. 335 00:12:34,711 --> 00:12:35,871 I think this sounds awesome. 336 00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:36,714 I love it. 337 00:12:36,775 --> 00:12:38,815 But I won't get hurt, right? 338 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:42,590 Does it feel hot in here to you guys? 339 00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:47,438 And I know I can get this fight booked on primetime TV. 340 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:47,948 Really? 341 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:48,919 No way. 342 00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:53,821 But I won't get hurt, right? 343 00:12:53,902 --> 00:12:57,532 No one else feels hot? 344 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,650 And the fight will make a bunch of money 345 00:12:58,712 --> 00:12:59,952 which we can donate to charity. 346 00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:00,955 That is a great idea. 347 00:13:01,027 --> 00:13:01,487 See. 348 00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:02,228 Yeah perfect. 349 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,030 Everybody wins. 350 00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:05,761 But I won't get hurt, right? 351 00:13:05,837 --> 00:13:08,277 Someone say right. 352 00:13:08,342 --> 00:13:08,942 No worries. 353 00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:10,014 Right. 354 00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:11,356 See, a professional fighter knows how to throw punches 355 00:13:11,419 --> 00:13:13,859 that look real but don't actually hurt. 356 00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,664 Like this. 357 00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:18,008 Aah! 358 00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:19,343 Owww. 359 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,816 That actually hurt. 360 00:13:20,889 --> 00:13:24,219 See, I'm not a professional. 361 00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:26,326 Shelby, show her. 362 00:13:26,401 --> 00:13:28,201 Come here, Carly. 363 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:36,845 No-no-no- I don't wanna fight. 364 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:38,773 Okay, ready? 365 00:13:38,837 --> 00:13:39,737 No. 366 00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:41,039 Yeah, you are. 367 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,652 Lista vamonos. 368 00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:47,927 [Screaming] 369 00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:52,177 [Applause] 370 00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:54,216 See, nothin' to worry about. 371 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:57,460 So, will you do it? 372 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,337 Spencer, what do you think? 373 00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:01,141 Well, as long as it's safe I think it sounds like 374 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,175 a great thing for Shelby and for iCarly. 375 00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:08,191 Um, is sweating one of the side effects of your allergy meds? 376 00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:09,100 Yeah, why? 377 00:14:09,171 --> 00:14:14,971 Is it noticeable? 378 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,954 And it's now official. 379 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:20,258 Shelby Marx, the new CFC female champion will be fighting 380 00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:23,905 in an exhibition match against sassy challenger, Carly shay, 381 00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:27,283 the host of her own popular comedy Web show, iCarly. 382 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,390 The two girls will be going toe to toe, live 383 00:14:29,464 --> 00:14:32,234 on national television next Saturday night. 384 00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:37,881 Wow, this fight is getting a ton of publicity. 385 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,963 You're sweating into your soup. 386 00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:42,027 Oh, God. 387 00:14:58,226 --> 00:14:59,786 I can't believe you bought them. 388 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:01,159 They were only a dollar a dozen. 389 00:15:01,232 --> 00:15:04,102 I know, but I just think it's a bad idea to buy clams 390 00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:07,838 from a guy on a street corner. 391 00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,286 Who put up these posters? 392 00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:10,159 Me and Freddie. 393 00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,761 We want everyone to watch, right? 394 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,494 Yeah, I guess. 395 00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:14,898 You're pretty brave, Carly. 396 00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:17,771 Hope you can take a punch. 397 00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:20,017 No, see, it's just an exhibition fight. 398 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:23,592 Shelby's not-- Carly, you're seriously gonna fight Shelby Marx? 399 00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:25,269 Yeah, but just for fun. 400 00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:27,103 It's not gonna be like a real-- do you know how hard 401 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,047 she can punch and kick? 402 00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:28,819 I know. 403 00:15:28,881 --> 00:15:30,151 She knocked that Russian girl's front teeth out 404 00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:31,183 with one kick to the jaw. 405 00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:32,326 I saw that. 406 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,828 Poor Russian girl. 407 00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:37,001 Yeah, now she talks like bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-- 408 00:15:37,078 --> 00:15:43,878 bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba... Can we change the subject? 409 00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:44,593 Carly. 410 00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:46,134 Oh, hi Mr. Connick. 411 00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:50,077 Take this card. 412 00:15:50,146 --> 00:15:51,386 Dr. Rick Schaffer? 413 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,488 My brother-in-law over at st. Mary's hospital. 414 00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:56,863 He specializes in facial reconstruction. 415 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,000 Why are you giving me this? 416 00:15:58,072 --> 00:15:59,572 You're fighting Shelby Marx, right? 417 00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,846 Yeah, but she's not gonna smash my face in. 418 00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:02,391 I don't know. 419 00:16:02,452 --> 00:16:03,852 She knocked that Russian girl's front teeth out 420 00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:05,095 with one kick to the jaw. 421 00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:06,098 We were just talking about that. 422 00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:11,700 Now she talks like bwabba-- okay, come with me. 423 00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:13,082 What? 424 00:16:13,154 --> 00:16:15,494 I'm starting to feel really nervous about this whole thing. 425 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,130 Why? 426 00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:16,901 Oh, I don't know. 427 00:16:16,963 --> 00:16:18,573 Maybe it's all the talk about me being punched 428 00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:20,906 and facial reconstruction and some poor Russian girl 429 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,181 who apparently talks like this now: 430 00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:24,784 Bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-- come on, 431 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:25,489 Shelby is not gonna hurt you. 432 00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:26,561 She said so. 433 00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:28,233 Oh, what if she forgets? 434 00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:28,937 She's a professional. 435 00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:31,768 You're gonna be totally safe. 436 00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:33,744 [Cellphone ringing] 437 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:34,788 Who texted you? 438 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,621 Shelby's manager. 439 00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:38,264 The press conference is tomorrow night. 440 00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:39,468 Oh, that reminds me. 441 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,240 I gotta teach you how to trash talk. 442 00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:43,076 Trash talk? 443 00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:45,288 Yeah, you and Shelby gotta get in each other's faces 444 00:16:45,353 --> 00:16:47,493 and say mean stuff and pretend you hate each other. 445 00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:48,097 Why? 446 00:16:48,169 --> 00:16:50,429 Because it gets people all psyched to watch the fight. 447 00:16:50,504 --> 00:16:52,844 But I don't think I'm the trash-talking type. 448 00:16:52,909 --> 00:16:54,079 We'll try. 449 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:54,981 Here pretend I'm Shelby. 450 00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:56,953 Now, say something to get me mad. 451 00:16:57,028 --> 00:17:00,328 Okay. Um. 452 00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:02,975 Hey, you want a piece of me? 453 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,610 Well, too bad. 454 00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:06,254 No pieces for you. 455 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,157 Jerk. 456 00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:11,833 We'll work on it. 457 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:21,027 Thirsty. 458 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:23,139 So thirsty. 459 00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:25,043 Here, we sit on this side. 460 00:17:25,117 --> 00:17:27,717 Oh, thank God, water. 461 00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:35,176 What's his problem now? 462 00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:37,179 Another side effect from his allergy meds. 463 00:17:37,253 --> 00:17:38,453 At least the sweating stopped. 464 00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:40,326 Yeah, but now he's insanely thirsty. 465 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:41,790 He's been drinking water like that ever since 466 00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:43,033 he woke up this morning. 467 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,605 Is that why he tried to drink that puddle outside? 468 00:17:46,683 --> 00:17:47,813 Ahh. 469 00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:52,325 Hey buddy, I'm gonna need some more of these. 470 00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:55,065 Here she comes. Shelby... Shelby, what's up champ? 471 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,071 Here comes team Shelby. 472 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,313 Way to go, Shelby. 473 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,746 Remember the trash talk. 474 00:17:58,819 --> 00:18:00,219 Trash talk, okay. 475 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,922 Hi. 476 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,798 I'm rod springer and I am pleased to welcome 477 00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:08,104 all of you here tonight so we can talk a little bit 478 00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:13,449 with our two fighters, Carly shay and, of course, Shelby Marx. 479 00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:16,830 [Applause] 480 00:18:16,907 --> 00:18:19,147 But first, as Shelby's manager, I'd like to welcome 481 00:18:19,212 --> 00:18:22,652 a special guest, Shelby's grandmother, Edith, who just got home 482 00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:26,059 from the hospital yesterday and is here to support Shelby. 483 00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:27,337 Wave to the people, Edith. 484 00:18:27,409 --> 00:18:33,209 [Applause] 485 00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:34,862 Now, Carly why don't you come up her first? 486 00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:35,525 Ah, sure. 487 00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:36,637 Trash talk. 488 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,809 Okay. 489 00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:42,746 Hi, I just wanna say that I'm really looking forward 490 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,392 to getting in that octagon and, you know, 491 00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:53,168 mixing it all up with Shelby. 492 00:18:53,254 --> 00:19:02,264 Oh, and I'm gonna give her a good pop in the mouth. 493 00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:06,223 Questions? 494 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:06,862 Yes, Carly. 495 00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,433 You've never fought anyone before. 496 00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:10,267 What makes you think you can take on a great fighter 497 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,810 like Shelby Marx? 498 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,544 Oh, good question. 499 00:19:14,619 --> 00:19:20,429 Um, well, you call Shelby a great fighter, 500 00:19:20,502 --> 00:19:24,872 but I say she's just a punk. 501 00:19:24,951 --> 00:19:28,891 And not the cool kind. 502 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:29,800 Carly. 503 00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:30,772 Yeah, question. 504 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,744 Are you saying you don't respect Shelby's punching 505 00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:33,978 and kicking power? 506 00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:39,721 Oh, no I wasn't saying-- [Clearing throat] 507 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,163 Carly, meant to say that she's not scared of Shelby Marx 508 00:19:42,238 --> 00:19:44,478 'cause Shelby is not even that good a fighter. 509 00:19:44,543 --> 00:19:46,353 She's all hype. 510 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:50,627 [Gasps] 511 00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:51,966 Don't overdo it. 512 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:53,869 I got this. 513 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:58,413 In fact, Carly predicts she'll knock Shelby Marx on her butt 514 00:19:58,493 --> 00:20:00,523 in the first 30 seconds of the fight. 515 00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:02,197 Wow. 516 00:20:02,271 --> 00:20:03,601 Oh, does she? 517 00:20:03,674 --> 00:20:06,314 Maybe not the first 30 seconds. 518 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:11,419 Sit down, Shelby, no one wants to hear you run your mouth. 519 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,430 Are you kidding me? 520 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,702 Don't you talk to my granddaughter like that. 521 00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:17,247 Sit down, old lady. 522 00:20:17,312 --> 00:20:18,882 [Gasps] 523 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,656 I'm pretty sure you're overdoing it. 524 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:22,800 Okay if Carly is so tough, let's go right now. 525 00:20:22,864 --> 00:20:24,864 Bring it. 526 00:20:31,493 --> 00:20:33,493 Oh my God. 527 00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:38,745 Get her off me. 528 00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:41,218 Get her off me. 529 00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:42,123 Unbelievable. 530 00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:47,035 Carly shay just tackled the sickly grandmother of Shelby Marx. 531 00:20:47,106 --> 00:20:49,276 Help me. Help! 532 00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:54,120 No, I fell. I was pushed. 533 00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:56,331 You tackled my grandmother. 534 00:20:56,405 --> 00:21:00,275 I-I-- listen, I was gonna take it easy on you, 535 00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:04,084 but now you're goin' down. Hard. 536 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,762 Hard? 537 00:21:09,313 --> 00:21:10,543 Ah, that was awesome. 538 00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:12,716 Shelby looks like she really wants to destroy you. 539 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,360 She does. 540 00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:17,024 Oh, well, that's bad. 541 00:21:23,924 --> 00:21:25,524 [Music] 542 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,306 You're making too big a deal out of this. 543 00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:32,920 No, I'm dead. 544 00:21:32,983 --> 00:21:34,583 Shelby Marx is gonna destroy me. 545 00:21:34,657 --> 00:21:37,327 Carly-- everybody said, oh you should fight Shelby Marx. 546 00:21:37,402 --> 00:21:38,732 It'll just be for fun. 547 00:21:38,805 --> 00:21:40,835 Well, it's not fun now, is it? 548 00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:41,740 No. 549 00:21:41,812 --> 00:21:42,512 Now she hates me. 550 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,013 So she's gonna punch me and kick me in my head until I talk like 551 00:21:45,089 --> 00:21:48,729 bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-bwabba-- well, you shouldn't have 552 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:49,907 attacked her grandmother. 553 00:21:49,969 --> 00:21:52,539 I didn't attack anyone! 554 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:56,755 You started a big ruckus with your dumb trash talking idea. 555 00:21:56,824 --> 00:21:57,724 Ruckus. 556 00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:58,796 It's a word. 557 00:21:58,868 --> 00:21:59,768 [Doorbell rings] 558 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,640 It's Shelby. 559 00:22:00,702 --> 00:22:03,302 Aah. I'm not here. 560 00:22:08,769 --> 00:22:12,869 You texted? 561 00:22:12,948 --> 00:22:15,678 Hey doc, I wanted to talk to you about this allergy medication 562 00:22:15,754 --> 00:22:16,684 you gave me. 563 00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:19,426 Okay, what? 564 00:22:19,502 --> 00:22:21,132 First I was itching like crazy, then I was sweating 565 00:22:21,205 --> 00:22:22,605 like an animal, and now I'm insanely thirsty, 566 00:22:22,678 --> 00:22:24,708 no matter how much water I drink. 567 00:22:24,783 --> 00:22:26,653 I told you to get rid of your allergies forever, 568 00:22:26,717 --> 00:22:28,687 you're gonna have to put up with some side effects. 569 00:22:28,761 --> 00:22:30,831 Okay, but you're sure these pills are safe? 570 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:35,336 Man, you ask a lot of questions. 571 00:22:35,415 --> 00:22:36,815 Hey, you guys, we're on the news. 572 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,649 Turn it up. 573 00:22:39,665 --> 00:22:42,595 But the press conference erupted in chaos when Carly shay 574 00:22:42,671 --> 00:22:46,440 tackled the elderly grandmother of her opponent, Shelby Marx. 575 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:49,149 I didn't tackle her elderly grandmother. 576 00:22:49,225 --> 00:22:51,895 We were pushed and I fell on her. 577 00:22:51,961 --> 00:22:54,531 She can't hear you. 578 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:57,806 And with Shelby's fighting skills, I sure wouldn't wanna be 579 00:22:57,883 --> 00:23:00,383 Carly shay, getting into that octagon with her 580 00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:02,029 on Saturday night. 581 00:23:02,092 --> 00:23:06,502 Man, that girl's gonna kick your head off. 582 00:23:06,582 --> 00:23:07,842 Good luck with your allergy pills. 583 00:23:07,914 --> 00:23:09,484 Thanks. 584 00:23:09,558 --> 00:23:10,188 Well, that's it. 585 00:23:10,259 --> 00:23:12,689 I'm canceling the fight. 586 00:23:12,765 --> 00:23:13,765 Awww. 587 00:23:13,837 --> 00:23:15,837 I think you have to. 588 00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:17,711 Agreed. 589 00:23:17,775 --> 00:23:22,485 [Knock on door] 590 00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:23,396 What, Gibby? 591 00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:25,897 Why'd you tackle her grandmother? 592 00:23:25,973 --> 00:23:26,773 I didn't. 593 00:23:26,845 --> 00:23:28,945 But I saw the press conference and it looked to me that-- 594 00:23:29,019 --> 00:23:36,049 don't slam the door. 595 00:23:36,134 --> 00:23:38,934 And that's why garbage cans make really bad underwear. 596 00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:41,750 Right Gibby? 597 00:23:41,816 --> 00:23:46,126 This is so uncomfortable. 598 00:23:46,206 --> 00:23:48,336 And okay, that's it for iCarly tonight. 599 00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:52,140 Uh, except for... Oh yes, except for one announcement. 600 00:23:52,218 --> 00:23:55,318 I've decided to cancel the fight between me and Shelby Marx. 601 00:23:55,395 --> 00:23:56,195 Fight's off, people. 602 00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:58,397 Sorry, but I decided I like my face and I don't wanna 603 00:23:58,472 --> 00:24:00,042 see it rearranged. 604 00:24:00,115 --> 00:24:01,845 So until next time... Bye. 605 00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:02,719 Uh-buh-bye. 606 00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:03,151 Cinco. 607 00:24:03,222 --> 00:24:04,222 Quatro cheese. 608 00:24:04,294 --> 00:24:05,694 Onions. Onions. 609 00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:06,497 Later. 610 00:24:06,569 --> 00:24:11,639 And we're clear. 611 00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:13,380 Can I take this thing off now? 612 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,923 Uh, wait one sec. 613 00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:17,559 You guys think it's possible to give a guy wearing 614 00:24:17,632 --> 00:24:20,432 garbage-can underpants a wedgie? 615 00:24:20,508 --> 00:24:21,378 No, not possible. 616 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:21,880 Not possible. 617 00:24:21,942 --> 00:24:24,612 Let's see. 618 00:24:24,687 --> 00:24:27,727 No, no, no wait, wait, Sam. 619 00:24:27,794 --> 00:24:28,334 Sam, Sam it's possible. 620 00:24:28,395 --> 00:24:29,765 No, it's possible. 621 00:24:29,838 --> 00:24:33,168 It's very, very possible. 622 00:24:33,245 --> 00:24:34,445 No! 623 00:24:34,518 --> 00:24:38,088 Ah ha ha. 624 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:39,426 Well, yeah, I just can't believe that Carly 625 00:24:39,499 --> 00:24:40,599 is backing out of the fight. 626 00:24:40,671 --> 00:24:44,241 I mean, first she challenges me, then she body slams my grandma. 627 00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:46,219 And then she just chickens out? 628 00:24:46,293 --> 00:24:47,953 It's pretty lame, isn't it? 629 00:24:48,027 --> 00:24:48,957 Well, yeah. 630 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,929 Carly's disappointing all my fans, all her iCarly fans, 631 00:24:52,005 --> 00:24:53,335 oh, and the fight was gonna raise a lot of money 632 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:54,548 for a good charity. 633 00:24:54,611 --> 00:24:55,551 To help animals? 634 00:24:55,613 --> 00:24:57,423 Uh-huh, we were gonna help unwanted bunnies 635 00:24:57,487 --> 00:24:59,727 find good, loving homes. 636 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:02,662 But now 'cause Carly backed out, this little baby 637 00:25:02,738 --> 00:25:04,908 has nowhere to go. 638 00:25:04,983 --> 00:25:07,753 So sad. 639 00:25:07,819 --> 00:25:10,819 I'm never watching iCarly again. 640 00:25:24,344 --> 00:25:25,844 What's your problem? 641 00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:26,607 Huh? 642 00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:28,449 Why'd you chicken out of the fight? 643 00:25:28,523 --> 00:25:30,553 Oh, I didn't chicken out. 644 00:25:30,627 --> 00:25:35,797 I just--I was afraid that Shelby would hurt me, so I canceled 645 00:25:35,878 --> 00:25:37,878 because to make sure that-- there's nothing wrong 646 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,583 with chickening out once in a while. 647 00:25:40,659 --> 00:25:43,359 Chicken. 648 00:25:43,434 --> 00:25:45,764 Hey dude, you know everybody is giving me and Freddie a hard time 649 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,340 'cause you backed out of the fight. 650 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:48,343 I know. 651 00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:49,745 I got called a coward in the parking lot 652 00:25:49,818 --> 00:25:54,258 and those kids just called me a chicken and made me feel bad. 653 00:25:54,338 --> 00:25:55,468 Gibby. 654 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,770 Hey, you get why I had to cancel the fight, don't you? 655 00:25:57,845 --> 00:25:59,075 Duh, can we talk later? 656 00:25:59,148 --> 00:26:01,988 I don't wanna be seen with you in public. 657 00:26:02,054 --> 00:26:04,824 Gibby, why are you talking to her? 658 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:05,830 I'm not. 659 00:26:05,902 --> 00:26:08,572 I was just callin' her a chicken. 660 00:26:08,648 --> 00:26:10,648 [Clucks] 661 00:26:10,722 --> 00:26:12,152 Call me later. 662 00:26:12,225 --> 00:26:15,725 [Clucks] 663 00:26:15,803 --> 00:26:17,173 Ah, don't let it bug you. 664 00:26:17,236 --> 00:26:20,376 Kids can be mean. 665 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:23,053 Carly's a chicken. 666 00:26:31,246 --> 00:26:31,846 Hi. 667 00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,417 One sec. 668 00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:37,061 Hey Socko, Happy Birthday 669 00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:40,338 buddy, buddy, buddy 670 00:26:40,415 --> 00:26:42,645 Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday. 671 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,090 I know. 672 00:26:44,153 --> 00:26:45,353 So how's your thirst problem? 673 00:26:45,426 --> 00:26:46,326 Gone. 674 00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:48,298 These pills are awesome. 675 00:26:48,372 --> 00:26:49,772 I still have no allergy problems and I think 676 00:26:49,845 --> 00:26:51,675 all the crazy side effects are over. 677 00:26:51,749 --> 00:26:52,609 Yay. 678 00:26:52,681 --> 00:26:53,811 So how was school today? 679 00:26:53,884 --> 00:26:54,984 Bad. 680 00:26:55,056 --> 00:26:57,026 Everyone, even teachers are calling me a coward 681 00:26:57,101 --> 00:26:58,531 for backing out of the fight. 682 00:26:58,604 --> 00:27:03,304 Aw, one sec, hey Socko, Happy Birthday, 683 00:27:03,384 --> 00:27:06,814 buddy, buddy, buddy! 684 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,531 Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday. 685 00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:10,607 You do it twice? 686 00:27:10,669 --> 00:27:13,269 No. 687 00:27:13,345 --> 00:27:14,545 So how was school today? 688 00:27:14,618 --> 00:27:16,988 Still bad. 689 00:27:17,063 --> 00:27:20,123 Um, about your allergy medication, wasn't one 690 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,840 of the possible side effects short-term memory loss? 691 00:27:22,905 --> 00:27:24,515 Yeah. 692 00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:27,289 So how was school today? 693 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:28,055 [Knock on door] 694 00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:29,327 Come in. 695 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:30,259 Hey guys. 696 00:27:30,331 --> 00:27:31,831 Hey, is that a new shirt? 697 00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:32,235 Yeah. 698 00:27:32,305 --> 00:27:32,875 Nice. 699 00:27:32,937 --> 00:27:34,447 Thanks. 700 00:27:34,510 --> 00:27:36,010 You've been on iCarly.com today. 701 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:36,953 No, why? 702 00:27:37,025 --> 00:27:39,885 Over a hundred thousand comments in the past 24 hours. 703 00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,002 A hundred thousand? 704 00:27:41,064 --> 00:27:43,564 Yeah, almost all of 'em about the fight. 705 00:27:43,639 --> 00:27:45,109 Let me guess. 706 00:27:45,183 --> 00:27:46,043 Carly's a chicken. 707 00:27:46,115 --> 00:27:46,815 Carly's lame. 708 00:27:46,886 --> 00:27:47,916 Carly's a coward. 709 00:27:47,989 --> 00:27:49,589 Most of 'em weren't that nice. 710 00:27:49,662 --> 00:27:51,662 Uhh. 711 00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:53,767 Is that a new shirt? 712 00:27:53,841 --> 00:27:54,471 Yeah. 713 00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:57,213 Nice. 714 00:27:57,288 --> 00:27:57,988 Side effect. 715 00:27:58,050 --> 00:28:00,420 Ah. 716 00:28:00,495 --> 00:28:04,565 [Cellphone ringing] 717 00:28:04,644 --> 00:28:05,244 Hey. 718 00:28:05,305 --> 00:28:06,745 Our friend Nevel's been busy. 719 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,149 Uh, now what? 720 00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:09,652 Go to nevelocity.com. 721 00:28:09,725 --> 00:28:11,825 Uh, go to nevelocity.com. 722 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,059 Uh oh. 723 00:28:13,132 --> 00:28:13,932 So how was school today? 724 00:28:14,004 --> 00:28:14,404 Awesome. 725 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,975 Thanks for asking. 726 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,350 Well, what's on nevelocity? 727 00:28:18,413 --> 00:28:19,383 This. 728 00:28:19,455 --> 00:28:22,185 Carly shay has embarrassed herself yet again 729 00:28:22,261 --> 00:28:26,231 by chickening out of her fight with Shelby Marx. 730 00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:30,040 Oh well, at least you can watch this animated video I created 731 00:28:30,118 --> 00:28:34,558 showing Carly as she truly is. 732 00:28:34,638 --> 00:28:37,368 Enjoy. 733 00:28:37,444 --> 00:28:38,144 Is that a new shirt? 734 00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:39,745 Shh! 735 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:44,989 [Clucks] 736 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:49,440 Okay, that's enough. 737 00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:50,479 I gotta fix this. 738 00:28:50,551 --> 00:28:51,181 How? 739 00:28:51,253 --> 00:28:52,423 I'm gonna fight Shelby. 740 00:28:52,486 --> 00:28:53,386 You can't. 741 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:54,828 You smooshed her grandmother. 742 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,031 She's gonna kill you. 743 00:28:57,105 --> 00:28:58,475 Maybe not if I talk to her. 744 00:28:58,538 --> 00:28:59,308 So how was school today? 745 00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:02,080 It blew up, okay! 746 00:29:02,156 --> 00:29:03,756 Jeez. 747 00:29:09,842 --> 00:29:12,742 And my friend Sam told me I was supposed to trash talk. 748 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,789 [Grunting] 749 00:29:15,865 --> 00:29:20,795 And then when everyone started yelling and shoving, I got pushed 750 00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:24,316 into your grandmother and then we both just fell over 751 00:29:24,393 --> 00:29:28,423 onto that podium thing. 752 00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:29,202 Are you sure? 753 00:29:29,274 --> 00:29:30,404 Absolutely. 754 00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:32,476 Finish him. 755 00:29:38,032 --> 00:29:40,332 So what are you saying? 756 00:29:40,407 --> 00:29:43,177 I'm saying I'm really sorry I fell on your grandmother, 757 00:29:43,243 --> 00:29:46,483 but it was an accident. 758 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,490 Okay, I believe you. 759 00:29:48,564 --> 00:29:50,934 I'm sorry, I got all in your face. 760 00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:53,540 So... the fight. 761 00:29:53,615 --> 00:29:54,445 You want to do it? 762 00:29:54,517 --> 00:29:56,817 Promise, you're not mad at me anymore? 763 00:29:56,892 --> 00:29:57,922 I promise. 764 00:29:57,994 --> 00:29:59,124 And after the fight, my face will look 765 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:01,067 pretty much just like this? 766 00:30:01,141 --> 00:30:03,101 Yeah, I'll go easy, no worries. 767 00:30:03,175 --> 00:30:04,245 Okay. 768 00:30:04,318 --> 00:30:07,018 So we're on, Saturday night. 769 00:30:07,094 --> 00:30:08,094 Saturday night. 770 00:30:08,156 --> 00:30:11,366 I'll let the press know. 771 00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:14,433 Does anyone have any aspirin? 772 00:30:20,663 --> 00:30:23,603 Sometimes you like to play 773 00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:24,169 and baby 774 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,510 sometimes I walk away 775 00:30:27,587 --> 00:30:28,557 and it's the same thing 776 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,819 every single day 777 00:30:30,894 --> 00:30:31,734 but that's life 778 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:34,636 and that's love to me anyway 779 00:30:34,712 --> 00:30:36,212 'cause baby at the same time 780 00:30:36,276 --> 00:30:37,116 you make it so right 781 00:30:37,188 --> 00:30:38,318 [doorbell rings] 782 00:30:38,390 --> 00:30:40,250 It's open. 783 00:30:40,324 --> 00:30:40,994 Hey. 784 00:30:41,066 --> 00:30:44,326 Hello! 785 00:30:44,403 --> 00:30:45,173 You got my text. 786 00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:46,245 Yeah, why are we celebrating? 787 00:30:46,307 --> 00:30:47,507 The fight is on. 788 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:48,020 No way. 789 00:30:48,081 --> 00:30:48,481 Yeah. 790 00:30:48,552 --> 00:30:50,322 I told Shelby that I never meant to knock her grandmother down 791 00:30:50,396 --> 00:30:51,056 and she totally understood. 792 00:30:51,127 --> 00:30:52,897 So we made up and the fight's back on. 793 00:30:52,961 --> 00:30:54,671 And she said, she'll go easy on you, she's not gonna 794 00:30:54,735 --> 00:30:55,505 pound your face in? 795 00:30:55,577 --> 00:30:56,037 No. 796 00:30:56,108 --> 00:30:59,278 She has promised to leave my face just like this. 797 00:30:59,355 --> 00:31:01,055 Which is why we are celebrating. 798 00:31:01,128 --> 00:31:04,328 With my not really famous, but magically delicious 799 00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,405 spaghetti taco! 800 00:31:06,470 --> 00:31:08,010 Wow! 801 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:11,713 Some spaghetti for Carly's taco. 802 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:12,191 Gracias. 803 00:31:12,262 --> 00:31:12,662 De Nada. 804 00:31:12,723 --> 00:31:13,363 And some for Sam. 805 00:31:13,425 --> 00:31:14,795 Quickly. 806 00:31:14,868 --> 00:31:15,298 No, relax. 807 00:31:15,369 --> 00:31:18,509 Argh! 808 00:31:18,575 --> 00:31:20,145 Ah. 809 00:31:20,219 --> 00:31:22,389 How come you flung Sam's spaghetti against the door? 810 00:31:22,454 --> 00:31:24,154 I just had like a muscle spasm. 811 00:31:24,227 --> 00:31:25,467 Wasn't that another possible side effect 812 00:31:25,530 --> 00:31:27,070 from your allergy pills? 813 00:31:27,144 --> 00:31:29,344 Oh yeah, I think you're right. 814 00:31:29,408 --> 00:31:30,408 You're gonna be okay? 815 00:31:30,481 --> 00:31:39,761 Yeah, now that I know what's going on, I can probably control it. 816 00:31:39,841 --> 00:31:42,441 I can't control it. 817 00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:50,308 So the two girls made up and have agreed to go forward 818 00:31:50,373 --> 00:31:52,843 with the fight. 819 00:31:52,918 --> 00:31:57,388 So now, Shelby and Carly are friends. 820 00:31:57,468 --> 00:32:01,868 Oh, that just won't do, will it Mr. Tibbals? 821 00:32:01,947 --> 00:32:06,617 Looks like Neville has some work to do. 822 00:32:06,698 --> 00:32:11,428 Alright, here we have Carly and Sam at the press conference. 823 00:32:11,508 --> 00:32:19,048 So now, we just need to add some sound, which I can steal 824 00:32:19,134 --> 00:32:21,164 from their Web show. 825 00:32:21,238 --> 00:32:22,238 Tell 'em what you did. 826 00:32:22,311 --> 00:32:23,781 Well, I went down to see my grandmother and I took her 827 00:32:23,844 --> 00:32:25,854 to raging rapid water park. 828 00:32:25,918 --> 00:32:27,958 And made her go down the mega slide. 829 00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:29,193 Ah, yes. 830 00:32:29,265 --> 00:32:30,865 I had to push her, but when she got down to the bottom, 831 00:32:30,939 --> 00:32:35,639 she was screaming "again, again!" 832 00:32:35,719 --> 00:32:41,759 And now with a few audio tricks-- [Rewinding] 833 00:32:41,842 --> 00:32:44,142 Push her. 834 00:32:44,217 --> 00:32:44,747 [Rewinding] 835 00:32:44,818 --> 00:32:48,348 Grandmother [Rewinding] 836 00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:49,556 Down. 837 00:32:49,629 --> 00:32:55,269 We can make Sam say... Push her grandmother down. 838 00:32:55,351 --> 00:32:57,711 Push her grandmother down. 839 00:32:57,786 --> 00:32:58,886 Push her grandmother down. 840 00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:01,698 That's better. 841 00:33:01,764 --> 00:33:04,504 Now watch. 842 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:08,280 Lookie, we draggie. 843 00:33:08,358 --> 00:33:09,658 Push her grandmother down. 844 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:13,031 I'll do it. 845 00:33:13,098 --> 00:33:16,738 Wait till Shelby Marx sees this. 846 00:33:16,816 --> 00:33:19,446 Nevel, do you have a porcupine in there? 847 00:33:19,522 --> 00:33:21,992 No mother. 848 00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:23,667 Shh! 849 00:33:34,173 --> 00:33:38,573 Okay, now give me an elbow strike here. 850 00:33:38,653 --> 00:33:40,353 Hey, Shelby. 851 00:33:40,426 --> 00:33:41,226 What's up? 852 00:33:41,288 --> 00:33:43,628 This kid says he has something important to talk to you about. 853 00:33:43,703 --> 00:33:46,663 Indeed I do. 854 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:49,540 Aah! 855 00:33:49,616 --> 00:33:50,886 Okay, what's so important? 856 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:55,029 It's about Carly shay attacking your grandmother. 857 00:33:55,098 --> 00:33:56,398 Oh, she didn't really attack her. 858 00:33:56,470 --> 00:33:57,400 It was just an accident. 859 00:33:57,473 --> 00:33:59,473 Was it? 860 00:33:59,547 --> 00:34:02,087 Maybe you should see this. 861 00:34:02,152 --> 00:34:06,062 Now Shelby, this clip is from last week's press conference. 862 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,941 I was able to boost the audio, so you can hear 863 00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:09,845 what Carly and Sam are saying. 864 00:34:09,909 --> 00:34:12,679 Okay. 865 00:34:12,755 --> 00:34:15,095 So what should I do? 866 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:15,800 Push her grandmother down? 867 00:34:15,862 --> 00:34:17,632 I'll do it. 868 00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:19,235 Unbelievable. 869 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:20,509 So it wasn't an accident. 870 00:34:20,582 --> 00:34:23,112 Obviously not. 871 00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:24,417 I suppose you're pretty angry. 872 00:34:24,490 --> 00:34:25,990 Uh-huh. 873 00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:30,163 And I bet you're gonna punch and kick Carly extra powerfully. 874 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:31,582 Yeah, I am. 875 00:34:31,645 --> 00:34:33,715 Who could blame you. 876 00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:34,990 Let's go Gary. 877 00:34:35,062 --> 00:34:37,222 Oh no. 878 00:34:37,297 --> 00:34:38,897 Aah! 879 00:34:46,627 --> 00:34:51,027 Hello fight fans and welcome to the Seattle Supercenter. 880 00:34:51,046 --> 00:34:54,816 Tonight in the octagon, CFC phenom, Shelby Marx 881 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:57,724 will be battling it out with Internet sensation Carly shay 882 00:34:57,801 --> 00:35:00,030 from the popular Web show iCarly. 883 00:35:00,035 --> 00:35:01,705 I'm being told that Carly shay has just emerged 884 00:35:01,779 --> 00:35:04,339 from her dressing room and is making way up here to the octagon. 885 00:35:04,415 --> 00:35:06,415 [Applause] 886 00:35:15,648 --> 00:35:16,648 Yeah! 887 00:35:16,721 --> 00:35:18,291 So far no sign of Shelby Marx-- whoa, here she comes. 888 00:35:18,364 --> 00:35:19,824 [Applause] 889 00:35:19,897 --> 00:35:22,497 [Crowd chants "Shelby"] 890 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,668 We love you, Shelby Marx! 891 00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:32,433 Wow. 892 00:35:32,504 --> 00:35:33,904 She looks pretty intense. 893 00:35:33,977 --> 00:35:36,307 Yeah. 894 00:35:36,382 --> 00:35:43,292 Hi, Shelby, hey. 895 00:35:43,367 --> 00:35:44,707 She looks pretty cheesed off. 896 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:46,240 I thought you made up with her. 897 00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:47,313 I did. 898 00:35:47,386 --> 00:35:49,716 She's just acting all tough for the crowd. 899 00:35:49,791 --> 00:35:51,461 Here, I'll do it too. 900 00:35:51,535 --> 00:35:57,835 Hey, Shelby-- [Growls] 901 00:35:57,918 --> 00:35:59,718 Pretty scary. 902 00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:00,292 Hey, guys. 903 00:36:00,353 --> 00:36:00,753 Hi. 904 00:36:00,824 --> 00:36:01,554 Gibby! 905 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,026 Gib, Gib, Gib. 906 00:36:03,099 --> 00:36:05,469 Man, the popcorn here is awesome. 907 00:36:05,544 --> 00:36:07,904 Awwww. 908 00:36:07,979 --> 00:36:11,179 So-rry I'll go get another one. 909 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:11,956 I'll go with you. 910 00:36:12,028 --> 00:36:15,428 Bring me back a root beer Shelby Marx - 911 00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:22,675 the reigning CFC champion hey, check out 912 00:36:22,761 --> 00:36:25,561 who's sitting over there. 913 00:36:25,637 --> 00:36:30,237 Oh, wow, sir mix-a-lot. 914 00:36:30,317 --> 00:36:32,987 No, in the front row. 915 00:36:33,063 --> 00:36:34,363 Nevel? 916 00:36:34,436 --> 00:36:35,336 Gross. 917 00:36:35,398 --> 00:36:37,398 [Applause] 918 00:36:44,597 --> 00:36:48,867 Hello iCarly, fancy meeting you here. 919 00:36:48,946 --> 00:36:50,376 What are you doing here? 920 00:36:50,450 --> 00:36:51,150 Yeah Papperman. 921 00:36:51,221 --> 00:36:55,151 Well, I heard Carly was going to be fighting Shelby Marx, 922 00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:58,160 and I thought this would be a wonderful opportunity for me 923 00:36:58,236 --> 00:37:01,206 to watch you bleed and cry. 924 00:37:01,283 --> 00:37:03,413 Sorry, but this is just an exhibition match. 925 00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:04,617 Just for fun. 926 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:05,690 [Bells rings] 927 00:37:05,762 --> 00:37:07,862 Oop, ding ding ding. 928 00:37:07,937 --> 00:37:09,737 I think that's for you. 929 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,041 Run along. 930 00:37:11,113 --> 00:37:14,013 The Seattle Supercenter welcomes you to this exhibition match 931 00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:17,760 between CFC champion Shelby Marx and Carly shay, 932 00:37:17,838 --> 00:37:20,498 from iCarly dot com. 933 00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:24,213 And here comes the main event. 934 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,851 Okay, you're up, kid. 935 00:37:25,925 --> 00:37:26,795 Have fun out there. 936 00:37:26,857 --> 00:37:32,097 All right make us proud, remember, Ahh! 937 00:37:32,178 --> 00:37:35,048 Dude-- not cool. 938 00:37:35,124 --> 00:37:37,054 Sorry. 939 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,059 You better get out there. 940 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:38,601 Okay. 941 00:37:38,662 --> 00:37:44,772 And here we go... Hi. 942 00:37:44,855 --> 00:37:46,215 Okay, ladies, this is the main event. 943 00:37:46,288 --> 00:37:47,588 It's showtime. 944 00:37:47,661 --> 00:37:50,531 Let's give the millions of fans watching a good fight. 945 00:37:50,597 --> 00:37:53,837 Go back to your corners and let's get ready to rock 'n' roll. 946 00:37:53,914 --> 00:37:54,614 Cool. 947 00:37:54,686 --> 00:37:57,346 Hey Shelby, after the fight, you wanna go get some smoothies 948 00:37:57,422 --> 00:38:01,722 with me, Sam and Freddie? 949 00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,101 Oh. 950 00:38:04,176 --> 00:38:04,706 You ready? 951 00:38:04,777 --> 00:38:05,307 Uh-huh. 952 00:38:05,379 --> 00:38:06,019 Mouth open. 953 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,420 Okay kiddo, go out there and have fun. 954 00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:13,299 I will. 955 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,475 Now remember, since this is just an exhibition match, 956 00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:17,580 it's only scheduled for one three-minute round, 957 00:38:17,655 --> 00:38:20,325 but no one has ever lasted a full round with Shelby Marx, 958 00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:22,200 so I doubt that even matters. 959 00:38:22,264 --> 00:38:28,034 Well, thanks for making me feel stupid, Marvin. 960 00:38:28,117 --> 00:38:29,917 Fighter, are you ready? 961 00:38:29,991 --> 00:38:34,661 Fighter, are you ready? 962 00:38:34,741 --> 00:38:36,271 Fight! 963 00:38:36,344 --> 00:38:38,214 C'mon Shelby. 964 00:38:38,288 --> 00:38:39,748 Come on, Shelby. 965 00:38:39,822 --> 00:38:46,492 This is kind of fun, whew. 966 00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:49,146 Uh-oh, oh, kinda close. 967 00:38:49,222 --> 00:38:55,992 It's almost like you're actually--aah! 968 00:38:56,076 --> 00:38:59,176 Ow. 969 00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:00,813 Time-out. 970 00:39:00,886 --> 00:39:01,516 Time-out? 971 00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:03,128 No time-outs! 972 00:39:03,191 --> 00:39:04,891 You can't call a time-out. 973 00:39:04,965 --> 00:39:08,535 Well, I just did. 974 00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:11,043 We have an unofficial time out. 975 00:39:11,118 --> 00:39:13,118 Okay, that girl is trying to kill me. 976 00:39:13,192 --> 00:39:14,362 I thought she was gonna go easy on you. 977 00:39:14,425 --> 00:39:15,095 That's what she said. 978 00:39:15,167 --> 00:39:17,697 I don't know what she's doing. 979 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:18,802 Let's go, shay. 980 00:39:18,874 --> 00:39:19,344 Come on Carly. 981 00:39:19,416 --> 00:39:20,376 You can. 982 00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:21,348 You can do it. 983 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,820 Come on take her down! 984 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,155 ...Her face! 985 00:39:25,228 --> 00:39:29,598 Hi Shelby, remember how you promised to go easy on me 986 00:39:29,677 --> 00:39:32,277 and not really hit aah! 987 00:39:41,653 --> 00:39:42,783 Let go, Carly. 988 00:39:42,855 --> 00:39:45,115 Let go off her leg. 989 00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:48,490 Shay, hanging on to the left leg of the champion. 990 00:39:48,567 --> 00:39:49,607 Very unusual. 991 00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:52,440 What's she doing? 992 00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:56,286 I don't think we've seen this technique before. 993 00:39:56,364 --> 00:39:57,294 Let go of my leg. 994 00:39:57,366 --> 00:39:58,526 Never. 995 00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:00,469 Hang on to her leg. 996 00:40:00,543 --> 00:40:01,203 Don't let go! 997 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:04,974 Come on! 998 00:40:05,052 --> 00:40:05,482 Stay with her! 999 00:40:05,553 --> 00:40:07,423 Marx, trying to shake shay off her leg. 1000 00:40:07,498 --> 00:40:12,538 But shay is hanging on for dear life. 1001 00:40:12,608 --> 00:40:13,978 Is she allowed to do this? 1002 00:40:14,052 --> 00:40:18,452 I don't know. 1003 00:40:18,531 --> 00:40:21,901 Will someone pry this girl off my leg so I can punch her? 1004 00:40:21,978 --> 00:40:24,738 Marx getting frustrated. 1005 00:40:24,814 --> 00:40:27,354 Carly, only ten seconds left in the round. 1006 00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,060 Hang on, kiddo! 1007 00:40:29,134 --> 00:40:32,394 Okay! 1008 00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:35,311 Eight more seconds and Carly shay will be the first girl 1009 00:40:35,387 --> 00:40:39,757 to ever last a full round with Shelby Marx. 1010 00:40:39,826 --> 00:40:45,036 In five, four, three, two, one. 1011 00:40:45,117 --> 00:40:47,117 [Bell rings] 1012 00:40:47,182 --> 00:40:48,422 Yeah! 1013 00:40:48,495 --> 00:40:49,155 That's a foul! 1014 00:40:49,226 --> 00:40:52,666 Isn't that a foul?! 1015 00:40:52,734 --> 00:40:53,934 She is awesome. 1016 00:40:54,006 --> 00:40:57,476 [Screaming] 1017 00:40:57,554 --> 00:41:02,724 And there goes Carly shay, running away, screaming. 1018 00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:08,335 Oh-hey, you got some more... Carly? 1019 00:41:08,417 --> 00:41:08,717 Carly. 1020 00:41:08,788 --> 00:41:09,148 Carly? 1021 00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:10,259 I don't know where she is, check there. 1022 00:41:10,321 --> 00:41:10,861 Oh man. 1023 00:41:10,922 --> 00:41:11,692 Uh. 1024 00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:12,394 Carly. 1025 00:41:12,465 --> 00:41:13,095 Definitely not down there. 1026 00:41:13,167 --> 00:41:13,737 Come on, I don't know. 1027 00:41:13,798 --> 00:41:15,938 Well, what if she went to the-- over here. 1028 00:41:16,013 --> 00:41:17,343 Hey. 1029 00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:18,576 Nice fighting. 1030 00:41:18,649 --> 00:41:19,789 Oh, I can't believe it. 1031 00:41:19,851 --> 00:41:20,551 You rocked. 1032 00:41:20,623 --> 00:41:22,323 That was amazing. 1033 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:23,467 You were awesome. 1034 00:41:23,529 --> 00:41:25,499 You didn't throw one punch of kick and you looked like 1035 00:41:25,573 --> 00:41:27,103 a total spaz out there, but you lasted a whole round 1036 00:41:27,177 --> 00:41:28,647 with a topnotch professional fighter. 1037 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,220 Way to be, kid. 1038 00:41:30,283 --> 00:41:32,883 That was awesome. 1039 00:41:40,184 --> 00:41:44,284 Hey, why's everyone getting-- aah! 1040 00:41:44,363 --> 00:41:45,233 What do you want? 1041 00:41:45,305 --> 00:41:46,105 Talk to Carly. 1042 00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:53,207 I wanna to ask her why-- oh, I'm so sorry. 1043 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:56,022 Oof! 1044 00:41:56,098 --> 00:41:58,338 Uh-oh! Ha-ha. 1045 00:41:58,413 --> 00:42:03,943 I'm gonna go wait in the car. 1046 00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:05,155 What happened tonight? 1047 00:42:05,227 --> 00:42:07,267 You promised you were gonna go easy on me. 1048 00:42:07,332 --> 00:42:09,472 You promised it was an accident when you tackled my grandmother. 1049 00:42:09,547 --> 00:42:10,407 It was. 1050 00:42:10,479 --> 00:42:11,279 Don't lie. 1051 00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:13,920 I saw a video and heard you and Sam planning to do it. 1052 00:42:13,986 --> 00:42:14,726 What video? 1053 00:42:14,788 --> 00:42:15,628 We never planned it. 1054 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,030 Are you dating anyone? 1055 00:42:17,103 --> 00:42:18,403 Ugh! 1056 00:42:18,476 --> 00:42:20,576 All I know is that some kid came to my gym and played me a video 1057 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,410 showing you guys at he press conference talking 1058 00:42:22,484 --> 00:42:24,584 about how you were gonna push my grandmother down. 1059 00:42:24,659 --> 00:42:25,589 What kid? 1060 00:42:25,661 --> 00:42:27,061 I don't know, about this tall. 1061 00:42:27,134 --> 00:42:30,334 Our age, round head-- polite, but super creepy. 1062 00:42:30,411 --> 00:42:32,211 Nevel. 1063 00:42:32,285 --> 00:42:32,985 Now I get it. 1064 00:42:33,046 --> 00:42:34,516 Nevel must have made a fake video. 1065 00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:36,690 That little nub. 1066 00:42:36,764 --> 00:42:37,664 Maybe he is still here. 1067 00:42:37,726 --> 00:42:38,226 Go check it out. 1068 00:42:38,298 --> 00:42:39,898 Right. 1069 00:42:43,418 --> 00:42:45,478 Nevel's head kinda round-- like a melon. 1070 00:42:45,553 --> 00:42:49,023 Yeah. 1071 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:52,000 Just let me go, I mean it, Freddie Benson. 1072 00:42:52,077 --> 00:42:53,807 I have rights. 1073 00:42:53,881 --> 00:42:56,781 You cannot legally drag me here against my will 1074 00:42:56,857 --> 00:42:59,327 or I will drag you into the courthouse. 1075 00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:02,432 I will see you there-- all right, I let you go. 1076 00:43:02,509 --> 00:43:03,839 Gibby, lights. 1077 00:43:03,912 --> 00:43:05,582 Lights. 1078 00:43:05,656 --> 00:43:08,716 Okay Freddie, I'm not scared of you. 1079 00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:10,792 That's cool. 1080 00:43:15,316 --> 00:43:16,646 Hello, Nevel. 1081 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:22,459 I'm not scared of you either. 1082 00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:24,801 S'up Nevel? 1083 00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:28,346 Okay, you, I'm scared of. 1084 00:43:28,424 --> 00:43:29,754 Just admit it. 1085 00:43:29,827 --> 00:43:30,657 Admit what? 1086 00:43:30,729 --> 00:43:33,229 That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video. 1087 00:43:33,304 --> 00:43:35,634 That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother. 1088 00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:40,279 Ahh--I did no such thing. 1089 00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:44,699 Okay, I tricked Shelby. 1090 00:43:44,769 --> 00:43:48,379 So? 1091 00:43:48,446 --> 00:43:49,986 Hi, Nevel. 1092 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:54,590 Oh dear. 1093 00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:56,910 Oh okay, okay. 1094 00:43:56,974 --> 00:43:58,214 What are you gonna do? 1095 00:43:58,277 --> 00:44:01,487 Ladies, my pants are very expensive. 1096 00:44:01,554 --> 00:44:03,524 [Screaming] 1097 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,639 [Music] 1098 00:44:07,707 --> 00:44:10,147 Okay, now most of you guys probably watched Carly 1099 00:44:10,223 --> 00:44:12,423 fight Shelby Marx on TV a few nights ago. 1100 00:44:12,497 --> 00:44:14,927 But, now Shelby and I are actually really good friends. 1101 00:44:15,003 --> 00:44:16,933 What, you don't believe that? 1102 00:44:17,007 --> 00:44:18,537 You think I'm lying? 1103 00:44:18,610 --> 00:44:19,740 Well well. 1104 00:44:19,813 --> 00:44:21,253 We'll just have to prove it. 1105 00:44:21,316 --> 00:44:24,926 Get out here Shelby. 1106 00:44:24,994 --> 00:44:26,394 [Applause] 1107 00:44:26,467 --> 00:44:27,437 Yeah! 1108 00:44:27,509 --> 00:44:28,439 Come here. 1109 00:44:28,511 --> 00:44:29,611 All right. 1110 00:44:29,684 --> 00:44:30,944 Come here. 1111 00:44:31,017 --> 00:44:33,187 Uh, no hug for the technical producer. 1112 00:44:33,261 --> 00:44:35,861 Oh, come here, Freddie. 1113 00:44:41,278 --> 00:44:43,148 Sorry. 1114 00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:45,753 Now, how can you be sure, Shelby is really our new best bud. 1115 00:44:45,828 --> 00:44:48,868 Well, only best buds would do super slow motion spit 1116 00:44:48,945 --> 00:44:50,345 takes together with grape juice. 1117 00:44:50,408 --> 00:44:52,408 While a powerful fan blows our hair back. 1118 00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:53,182 Let's do it. 1119 00:44:53,254 --> 00:44:53,824 Let's do it. 1120 00:44:53,885 --> 00:44:55,385 Let's do it. 1121 00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:56,289 Let's do it. 1122 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,400 We're doing it. 1123 00:44:57,463 --> 00:45:00,273 Look here, let's get real close here nice pretty shot. 1124 00:45:00,339 --> 00:45:03,239 And ready, go. 1125 00:45:03,315 --> 00:45:05,315 [Wind blowing] 1126 00:45:17,565 --> 00:45:19,625 Okay that's it for this iCarly. 1127 00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:27,180 Until next time... 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